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What do leaders say when they demand that everyone follow what they say?

The ruler's rules rule.

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Why did the magazine publisher go to a therapist?

He had a lot of issues.

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What letters are asleep?

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ's

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What is special about the sentence "See, yes we can!"

It's YES in 4 languages: Spanish, English, French, and Hebrew

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Why did the prophet need glasses?

He was far-sighted.

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Why did Arnold dislike snakes?

He felt they were creepy.

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What is a noun that makes money?

A pro noun.

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What are some states that have a lot of problems?

State of flux, state of shock, state of confusion, and state of denial.

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Why should a person not use black envelopes?

People mind think it's black mail.

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What do you call flies that are attracted to the smell of thyme?

Thyme flies.

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Why was the farmer surprised how much it cost to feed his chickens?

It was more than he expected - it wasn't chicken feed.

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Why is moving from one house to another like fighting?

Because it involves boxing.

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