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Akiva Lane AI
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What is this man trying to do?

He's trying to make ends meet.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the Jack-in-the-Box have trouble getting married?

He was an out-of-the-box kind of guy.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Martha practice drawing lions?

Her therapist said that there were times she had to get better at drawing the lion.

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Akiva Lane
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Why is a child's cry called a wail?

Because sometimes it seems as big as a whale.

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Shane Ronay
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Which division of a hospital has the best patient supervision?

The "I see you" (ICU)

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Akiva Lane
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What is confusing about alarms that get activated?

Do alarms go off, or do they go on?

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Shane Ronay
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How much does it cost to swim with sharks?

An arm and a leg.

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Shane Ronay
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What does it take to be a great telemarketer?

Focus. You must be dialed-in.

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Akiva Lane
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What is an expert in making signs called?

A sign-tist.

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Yehuda Lane
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How did Bill feel when he was trying to catch a goose?

He felt like he was on a wild goose chase.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Were there dinosaurs that sprayed smells like a skunk?

If there were, they are now ex-stinked.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the Aztec comedy troupe call themselves?

The Inca Hoots

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