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What did Joey call the exercizes he did before he took a walk?

A pre-amble.

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Why is the ocean right now like money?

It's a current sea.

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What's another name for the period leading up to the dot com bubble bursting?

The com before the storm.

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What course does a punster take to go from making bad to good puns?

End o'cringe-ology

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Why did Bill and Eddie start their company at the radar dish?

Because they wanted the business to be under the radar.

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Which internal organ has the most audacity?

The gall bladder.

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What seat lies?

Either 1. deceit or 2. a recliner.

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What happened when the pitcher practicing in the gym threw a ball that hit the fuse box?

It became pitch dark.

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What is a survey done over the phone called?

A telephone poll.

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What do they say about a great baseball player?

That the hits just keep on coming!

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Are these seagulls?

No, they're stool pigeons.

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What is a good name for a car repair shop, that takes care of cars like a mother cares for children?

Good Car Ma

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