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What is a policeman called when he's sleeping in bed?

An undercover cop.

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What is the space over a spinning top called?

It's over the top.

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What two letters indicate 'too much' of something?

XS

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Why did Marty become a bartender?

He was so wild as a kid, people said he would end up behind bars.

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What happens when parents from Asia spin their children?

They become dis-Oriented

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How did they describe the situation where the band's bass players were drunk?

The basses were loaded.

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What do you call someone who has lost their sense of taste?

Tasteless

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What was it called when police arrested the owner of a tie store for suspected illegal activity?

A tirade.

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What is someone called who tunes the instruments for an opera house?

An opera tunist.

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Why did John feel bad when he stopped dating?

Because he felt out of date.

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Why did Jenny dislike her job as a stenographer?

Because her boss was a dictator.

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What computer activity is similar to buying a new pair of boots?

Re-booting.

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