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Why do you have to be very careful after drinking water?

Because after you drink it, it's drunk.

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Shane Ronay
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What does the NLRB do?

They oversee support groups for expectant mothers.

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Shane Ronay
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Which company broadcasts highlights of basketball, hockey, tennis, and soccer?

Net-flix

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Akiva Lane
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If a scientist no longer finds a theory as 'testable', how does he now regard it?

He now regards it as 'de-testable'.

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Akiva Lane
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When do you stop looking for something?

When you find it.

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Shane Ronay
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Who is the person mistaken for someone's father?

A faux pa

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Akiva Lane
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What did it prove when the teacher forced the class to write a long essay?

That might makes write.

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Akiva Lane
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When Jeff asked his friend, "What is worse, ignorance or apathy?" how did his friend answer?

His friend answered, "I don't know, and I don't care".

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Shane Ronay
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Why was President Clinton elected in between Presidents George H. and George H.W.?

Because a Bill at hand is worth two in the Bush.

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Akiva Lane
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What psychiatric tool is similar the noses of hippies?

Hip noses.

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Akiva Lane
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What does a law student have in common with someone giving up liquor?

They both want to pass the bar.

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What song is about AI being used by farmers?

Old MaDonald had a farm - AI, AI, O.

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