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Why didn't the two gangs have their scheduled showdown?

Because one gang didn't show up.

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When the nerve cell tells the muscle cell to contract, what is the muscle cell's reaction?

You have some nerve!

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What is a very small pun called?

A puny pun.

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Miriam Lane
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How did the writer feel when her books were no longer cited?

She felt out of cite.

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How do you fix a broken pumpkin?

With a pumpkin patch.

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What happened when Billy's mom shouted 'Wake up!', and he just caught the school bus?

It was a close call.

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Why did the genie go to a psycho-therapist?

Because he felt all bottled-up.

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What is similar between a clothing factory and Scrabble?

They both use text tiles.

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What do you call a costume made up of sun, moon, and stars?

The disguise is the skies.

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Why did the towel feel so tired after it was used?

It felt like a wrung out towel.

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Shane Ronay
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What factors have helped Amazon retain repeat business?

Free Shipping and Auto-Ordering are two Prime examples.

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Why was the young mathematician encouraged when computing the formula of circles?

He was told it was easy as pi.

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