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Why did Betty stop eating sausage?

She thought it was the wurst.

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Matt Weiss
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What are French sandals called?

Phillipe Phellop

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Akiva Lane
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What animal does Niagara Falls remind us of?

Buffalo, because that's where Niagara Falls is.

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What did Mr. & Mrs. Auer call eating a meal together?

They called it our Auer hour.

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Shane Ronay
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Which country has the most virologists and epidemiologists?

Germ any

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Yitzchak Berger
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What do you call a paper airplane that can't fly?

Stationary.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the waiter get when he served a meal of iceberg lettuce?

The tip of the iceberg.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was the keyboard unhappy?

Because its keys were always depressed.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the general always have his walking stick with him?

He never made decisions without his staff.

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Akiva Lane
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Why does Ben like tea?

It gets him from 'HERE' to 'THERE'.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a person called who knows a lot about eggs?

An eggs-pert.

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Why didn't Billy mind being punished by staying alone in the class after school?

He felt like he was in a class all by himself.

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