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Akiva Lane
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What is a very small pun called?

A puny pun.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the cybercriminal stop, and get a real job?

He couldn't hack it.

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Akiva Lane
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Why are all fish stores in Finland kosher?

Because they have Finns and scales.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was the newborn baby bored?

Because his mother just bore him.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Billy call the money he made from selling thumb tacks?

Income tacks.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the family photographer say to those posing?

We'll be done in a flash.

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Akiva Lane
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Why is it important that ducks learn to fly at an early age?

Because before they learn to fly they are just sitting ducks.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the head of the school demand respect?

It was the principle of the thing.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was this water making high-pitched noises?

Because it was a creak.

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Akiva Lane
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What part of an animal allows it to conceal itself?

It's hide.

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't Bill talk about his skin rash?

It was a senstive topic.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What starts with a T and ends with a T and has T in it?

A teapot.

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