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What happened to Cynthia when she was in Hollywood and hit her head?

She saw stars.

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What is the study of the family history of Genies called?

Genie-ology.

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How did the teacher feel about the dry-erase white board.

He thought it was remarkable.

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What time do people go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty.

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Why was this water making high-pitched noises?

Because it was a creak.

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What is something written about the North Pole called?

An Artic-le.

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What is similar between a clothing factory and Scrabble?

They both use text tiles.

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When you put smart technology into a house, what does it become?

Aware house.

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When Joe visited Alaska, how did he respond when he was told 'Be careful about the grizzly bears'.

He said, "I'll bear that in mind".

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Why was the farm worker disappointed?

He thought he was promised a good salary, but they gave him a good celery.

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If bored people chose a leader, what would the postion be called?

Chairman of the bored.

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What do you call robins enjoying the sun?

Basking robbins.

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