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Why did the prophet need glasses?

He was far-sighted.

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Why did the student study outside in the cold?

Because he wanted to learn the subject cold.

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What is a small store that sells Halloween costumes?

A boo-tique.

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After someone stole Bobby's clothes while he was swimming, did he get home without people seeing him?

Yes, but just barely.

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Why did Bill avoid using sucking candies?

He didn't want to be considered a sucker.

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Why was Benjy, who was quite large, like a clock?

His nickname was Big Ben.

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What is a contradictory fact about this specific school?

It's off a 4 lane highway.

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What is someone called who is wearing a racoon hat?

A tail bearer.

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Why did Terrie Gross's boyfriend find her mysterious?

Because her name was Miss Terrie.

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What do they say about the tree that was cut down because it no longer had leaves?

It was absent without leaves.

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How do telephone operators work together?

They co-operate.

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When Jerry looked at his legs, how did he know that he was eating too much?

His calves had become cows.

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