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What is it called when police do a search without a search warrant?

Un-warranted.

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How did cell phones get their name?

Because if we're not careful, they can imprison us.

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What is a good 2-part security method?

Beagles and locks.

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Why did Betty distrust stairs?

She felt they were always up to something.

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What did Bobby do when the bullies didn't let him use the slide?

He let is slide.

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Why did the waiter in the restaurant need to calm down and have patience?

He didn't want people to say he couldn't wait.

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What is it called when a city is overrun by cats?

A cat-astrophe.

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Why don't matadors take bulls seriously?

Because they know that they are full of bull.

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What is this fooseball player in need of?

Plastic Surgery

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When Stephanie inventeted a way of saying that someone is at the door without ringing a bell, what prize did she win?

The No-Bell prize.

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If a construction crew must build their skyscraper 1 floor a day, but fell behind, what should they do?

Make up stories.

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What is the Sherlock Holmes story where he solves the mystery of the missing pillow?

The pillow case.

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