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What do you call a person who makes great bagels and lox?

A lox-smith.

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Why didn't Jerry mind if his dog didn't tell the truth when the dog was asleep?

Because he let sleeping dogs lie.

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What has one eye, no mouth, and everyone agrees that it always makes a good point.

A needle.

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Did Steve really buy this antique violin for only $5?

Yes, and with no strings attached!

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Why did Barry wear an oxygen mask when he saw a beautiful sunset?

Because it took his breath away.

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Why were the people who worked for the charity holding dollars over their heads?

They were raising money.

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What does a smart person have in common with a school principal?

They are both in charge of their faculties.

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Why is it difficult to build submarines?

Whatever you build is sub-standard.

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What's the problem with a person being in Valid, Sweden?

He's in Valid.

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What is it called when someone gets tired because they are overweight?

Fatigue

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Why did the barbershop realize it was a mistake to have two barbershop poles?

People thought it was bi-polar.

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What is a list of people from Czechoslovakia called?

A Czech list.

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