Pictures:

Where can one find the best selection of ties?

Thailand

575

What is the status of one's yard after cleaning up after the dog?

It's dooty-free.

1009

What part of the year do leaders have to be especially cautious?

The fall.

2679

How do some people react when seeing a bee colony this large?

Thjey get the hives

1466

If the second hand on a clock measures seconds, what does the first hand measure?

Either minutes or hours, but we're not sure.

569

What is similar between paying to use a towel at the gym, and a roll of Bounty towels?

One is a pay-per towel, and the other is a paper towel.

3039

What do Navy cadets do to lower belly fat?

Navel exercises.

1589

What two letters are used to make a spreadsheet?

XL

3062

What did Larry name his new ink and toner business?

Ink, Inc.

415

An elevator pitch.

2945

Which animal rarely stops talking?

The yak

260

Why didn't Joe play hide-and-seek very often?

Good hide-and-seek players are hard to find.

2350