Why can you trust an expert in sound systems?

He gives sound advice.

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What's good about having a one-track mind?

You don't easily go off the rails.

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How did Avigail like her work as a seamstress?

She felt it was sew-sew.

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How are kangaroos and rabbits different than other animals?

They are the most hoppy.

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What do cows each for brunch?

Grass, just like for all their other meals.

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What's a good name for someone who is always prepared?

Justin Case

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How did the wife tell her husband she was expecting triplets?

She began with a pregnant pause.

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What is candy in the shape of trains called?

Chew-chew trains.

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How did Patty feel about her wonderful female cat?

She was purr-fect.

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What is a father called who is an expert at doing things?

A doo dad.

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Why didn't Betty want to talk about the bed that her dog Dignity was sleeping on?

She felt it was beneath her dignity.

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Is the entire world starting to think exactly the same?

Just the indoctri-nations.

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