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How did Max feel about pulling his old couch to the junkyard?

It was such a drag.

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When the cat fell into a large bag of quarters, why was it so scared?

Because it was in close quarters.

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What did Betty realize after she ate inexpensive cake that was fattening?

That she was penny wise and pound foolish.

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What kind of money can't be understood?

Non cents.

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What does a mix of chemicals and the answer to a problem have it common?

They are both called a solution.

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Why did Sunil move away from Delhi?

He found it full of baloney.

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Why did Kay feel that she could do whatever she wanted?

Because whenever she did something strange, people would say Oh Kay!

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What do you call an alligator who is a detective?

An investigator.

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If you formed some herbs into a small submarine, what would be the result?

A suburb.

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What do you call a chiropractor in Egypt?

A Cairo Practor.

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What is an example of a ring that weighs nothing?

The ring of a phone or of a doorbell.

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Why did bill choose gastroenterology as a medical specialty?

He had a gut feeling.

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