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What did the children say when given these?

Ooh...goody, goody gumdrops!

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What kind of tea always tells the truth?

Honest Tea.

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Is it good to tie something with a frayed knot?

I'm afraid not.

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My friend says people think that he is egotistical.

I told him not to have his "I" out for them.

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What happened to Martha when she fell into the large strainer that she was using?

She strained herself.

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Why did Jay attend traffic court for his illegal Left Turn?

He knew he was right.

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Where do books sleep?

Between the covers.

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How was a comedian asked to perform at the Orthopedist's Convention?

Please...humerus.

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What do you call Billy's ability to tease his younger brother?

Expertise.

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Why do we peel fruits and vegetables?

It makes them more appealing.

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What is it called if a person agrees in order to get something in return?

A greed.

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What is the person called who cleans the white board every day?

Chairman of the board.

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