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How do you describe the relationship between an Orthopedist and his patient?

A joint venture.

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Shane Ronay
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What is the first phase of a liver transplant called?

De-livery

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Yehuda Lane
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What does a Frenchman say when he says something off-color?

Pardon my French.

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How did Joe feel when he met with a lot of his friends and family?

Joe + you + us = joyous.

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How did Alice feel when the point of her pencil often broke?

She thought, 'What's the point of using pencils? I'll use pens instead.'

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Akiva Lane
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Where did Maxine put all her bottles of water?

In the water closet.

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Akiva Lane
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Why do shoes sneeze when they get hot?

They become hot-shoes!

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Akiva Lane
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What did the young man and woman eskimos have to do on their first date?

Break the ice.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the Teddy Bear go outside?

It felt stuffy inside the house.

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Akiva Lane
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Where is a runner from when he stops running?

Iran.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why did Bill put his left hand over the food when he finished eating?

Because the food on the plate were left-overs.

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What is it called when you continue an interrupted Zoom call?

Re-zooming the call.

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