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Why did Cynthia stop drawing the line on the paper?

Because it was the end of the line.

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What occurs when the amount of garbage exceeds space in the trash can?

It is beyond the pail.

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Why did Sam get up from bed in the morning?

He decided he wasn't going to take it lying down anymore.

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Why did Ben wear double-pane eye glasses?

He wanted to four-see what would happen.

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Where is Kuwait?

Between Iraq and a hard place.

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What did the man say after talking to the porcupine?

You have a lot of good points.

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Where do fish learn what they know?

In schools of fish.

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What do you call lox served in an apartment?

Pad lox.

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What is it called when a mystic is hopeful about the future?

Opti-mistic.

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When Mark Gen was knighted, what kind of doctor did he automatically become.

Sir Gen.

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What do you call Israelis that have vineyards?

Grape Jews.

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Why couldn't the koala bear be a doctor?

He wasn't koala-fied.

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