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What's this?

A 5 o'clock shadow.

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Akiva Lane
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Are robots brave?

Well, they have nerves of steel.

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Shane Ronay
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Which sea creature is more strange than a platypus?

An odder

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call a sick lawyer?

ill legal.

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Akiva Lane
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What food made Emily think about what happened in the past?

Pasta.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Arnold always bet at the same race track?

He had a one-track mind.

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Shane Ronay
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Why is being a jockey such a desirable profession?

They just horse around all day.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Bill often get angry easily?

He went around with a chip on his shoulder.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a farmer who makes medicine from the food he grows?

A farmacist.

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Akiva Lane
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When you put chili sauce in the refrigerator in Santiago, what does it become?

Chile chilly chili sauce.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was Timmy destined to become a tennis pro?

He raised a racket since he was young.

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Akiva Lane
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What are rides for little cats called?

Kittie rides.

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