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How did Oedipus feel when he found out about his parents?

Oedipus wreck.

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If a scientist no longer finds a theory as 'testable', how does he now regard it?

He now regards it as 'de-testable'.

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What vegetable do people mention when they want to leave some place?

They say Lettuce Go.

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What music makes a person feel like a worn out cloth?

Rag time.

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Why did the runner not tie his sneakers?

Because he wanted to win, and not be tied.

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How do people in Outland behave?

Their behavior is outlandish.

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What does an art school and a store that sells bedroom dressers have in common?

They both have drawers.

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What happened to the dry cleaner who processed a man's jacket with a wallet left in the pocket?

He was charged with money laundering.

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What novel is about a boy who always wakes up late?

The son also rises.

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Why did Arnold always bet at the same race track?

He had a one-track mind.

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How did people react when Joe pulled down a 'No Demonstrations' sign without getting caught by the police?

"How did you pull that off?"

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What is it called when a boat company has a special discount on sailboats?

A sail-sale-celebration.

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