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Why should you take a sharp pencil seriously?

It has a good point.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Sam get up from bed in the morning?

He decided he wasn't going to take it lying down anymore.

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Shane Ronay
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Why is wine part of religious ceremonies?

Because it's De' vine.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a good name for a company that certifies bones for dogs to chew on?

Bone-a-fide

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Why did Amanda avoid cookies, cake, and crackers?

She tried to void foods that are crummy.

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Yehuda Lane
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What vehicles do fish use in battle?

Fish tanks.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the man buy so much bottled water?

There was a liquidation sale.

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why did the reporter go into the ice cream parlor?

He wanted the inside scoop.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the cemetery director say when a man bought one grave, and then another for his wife?

"Hmm...the plot thickens!"

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Yehuda Lane
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Why did the scarecrow win a very special award?

Because it was outstanding in its field.

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Akiva Lane
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What does a surfer and new employee have in common?

They are both involved with on-boarding.

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Where are the remnants of Noah's Ark kept?

In the Arkive.

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