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What is a fancy expensive scale called?

Upscale.

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What hour is a good time to go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty (2:30).

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Is this cat anything special?

Yes - it's The Cat in the Hat.

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What do you call a President that is also a dentist?

President-ist.

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How did Maxine feel when her stomach started crying because of the way she was eating?

She knew she had an upset stomach.

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What was the message on the chiropractor's answering machine?

We'll get BACK to you.

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Why did Jim put paper money into the stream?

His accountant said he needed better cash flow.

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How did the rose deal with the challenges of life?

It always rose to the occasion.

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What do you call someone who drives and flies a car-plane?

An auto-pilot.

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What is a program called that tries to convince people to become doctors?

Indoctorinzation.

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What did the man say when needing to repair his socks?

Darn!

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When you put smart technology into a house, what does it become?

Aware house.

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