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How did Bill feel after he spent time crushing soda cans?

It was soda pressing.

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Akiva Lane
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What happened to the mathematical function that was very tired?

It couldn't function.

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Akiva Lane
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What's the motto of a computer programmer who enjoys programming?

I never metadata I didn't like.

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Why didn't Arnold answer questions about beans?

Because he didn't know beans about it.

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What kind of doctor is similar to a boring teacher?

An anesthesiologiest - they both put people to sleep.

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Why did Jerry fly in a plane when he had a cold?

When he felt under the weather, he wanted to go over the weather.

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What is a list of people from Czechoslovakia called?

A Czech list.

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What is it called when lawyers make mistakes in the courtroom?

Trial and error.

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Yehuda Lane
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What do you call a candy bar that sings rap music?

A candy rapper.

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Why did Bill bring a hammer to the party?

He thought it might be useful to break the ice during conversations.

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How do Mr. & Mrs. Deer say hello to each other?

Hello Dear.

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What do you call billiard balls 1, 3, 5, 7, 9, 11, 13, and 15?

Odd balls.

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