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What was Edith's reaction to reading the book on anti-gravity?

She couldn't put it down.

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What do sales people, bartenders, and baseball teams have in common?

They all have pitchers.

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When Bob got to the intersection, why did he make a right turn?

He didn't want to make a wrong turn.

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What is the exact enrollment at the Carmelite Convent?

Nun

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What is an expert commentator about puns?

A pundit.

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What do you call a bar that serves chocolate?

A chocolate bar.

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Why was this water making high-pitched noises?

Because it was a creak.

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What kind of tea seems to last forever?

Eterni-tea.

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How did we know the Russian musician would be a good match for the ballet dancer?

Because he played the ballet lika.

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What is MOM spelled upside down?

WOW!

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How can psychiatrists charge so much?

Because people have to be crazy to pay those rates.

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Why did George sell his barber shop?

He found cleaning it to be a hair-raising experience.

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