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What do you say about someone who buys cheap candy that causes them to gain weight?

Penny wise and pound foolish.

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Why did the insulted person steal a fence?

Because he took offense.

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Ezra Gross
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Do you want an ark for protection from a flood?

I Noah guy who can help.

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Matt Weiss
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Why didn't the clam share its food?

Because it was shell-fish.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did Janet join the church choir?

She likes singing hims.

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What is the origin of the word 'stain'?

It's a spot that is stayin' in the clothes.

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What do Siamese twins say to each other before dinner?

Would you like to join me before dinner?

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Akiva Lane
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How did the young lady feel when her date was rude?

She felt dis-missed.

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Shane Ronay
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Which sea creature is more strange than a platypus?

An odder

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Akiva Lane
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How are governments sometimes similar to sunglasses?

Both of them can be polarized.

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What room grows on a dead tree?

A mushroom.

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Why is ethics like art?

You have to know where to draw the line.

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