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Why did King Louis XV say, "After me comes the flood"?

He reigned for 59 years, and King Louis XIV reigned for 72 years, and after all that reigning, of course there would be a flood!

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Why did Sara like cream cheese with her lox?

It was the key and combination that unlocked the taste of the lox.

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Where can you go when you're tired?

You can go to bed and go to sleep.

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Why did Andrea make beautiful drawings?

That's how she drew attention to herself.

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What is this pitcher doing?

He's pitching a tent.

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What do you call someone who is dishonest with words?

A lexi-con.

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What do you call someone who is against hypocrisy?

A faux foe.

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What do you call a house where you go to become more aware?

A warehouse.

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When would someone use fine sandpaper?

When they are off coarse.

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Was Bill's love of bread a factor in his becoming a baker?

Yes, it played a big roll, and he wanted to make a lot of bread.

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What did Fred say to the driver of the car that hit his car from the back?

You're a pain in the rear end.

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Why did Bill often get angry easily?

He went around with a chip on his shoulder.

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