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Akiva Lane
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How is a head cold similar to a lot of traffic?

They're both congested.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What 5 letter word becomes shorter when you add 2 letters to it?

The word 'short'.

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Akiva Lane
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How do you describe the taste of a spicy pun?

Pungent

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Akiva Lane
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How did Sam's parents react when he threw the cereal in the garbage without eating it.

They said he was a cereal killer.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was the homeowner scared of the zombies at his front door?

They were dead ringers of friends of his.

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Akiva Lane
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What is an example of a contact sport where nobody touches anyone else?

When people hide each others' contact lenses.

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Akiva Lane
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What is an intricate housing development called?

A complex complex.

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Akiva Lane
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Do you ever see herds of animals roam cities?

It's practically unherd of.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Ed swim to the very bottom of his swimming pool?

He had a problem with the pool, and he wanted to get to the bottom of it.

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Akiva Lane
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What does a baker with a high IQ bake?

Smart cookies.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the general always have his walking stick with him?

He never made decisions without his staff.

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Yehuda Lane
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What music do they play in Boulder, Colorado?

Rock music.

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