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What is a course called where you learn to be a doctor with material you get in the mail?

A post doctorate.

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Did Betty know where her lost ring was?

Off hand, she didn't know.

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What two letters are empty?

MT

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What was the double-jointed acrobat very good at?

Patting himself on the back.

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Why couldn't the koala bear be a doctor?

He wasn't koala-fied.

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How to summarize a person's life after being convicted of a crime?

Con descending.

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Why did the sergeant give his troops sticks of glue?

As a message that they should to stick together.

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Why do you really have to hand it to short people?

Because otherwise, they can't reach it themselves.

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What do you call two siblings that are sleeping next to each other?

Nap Kins

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What's high in the middle, and round at both ends?

The word Ohio.

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What grammar is similar to regretting the past and worrying about the future?

Past tense and future tense.

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Who's bigger - Mr. Bigger, or Mr. Bigger's baby, and why?

Mr. Bigger's baby, because he's a little Bigger.

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