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Why was a homeless man invited to join the London Symphony Orchestra??

They needed someone to play an 'oboe'.

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Where do pharmaceuticals go that don't need a prescriptinon?

They're over the counter.

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What is the ring called under a car where the engine engages with the wheel axel?

The engagement ring.

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After the hour and minute hand of a clock, what is the 3rd hand called?

The second hand.

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What do we have here?

Katy barred the door.

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What's the best way to eliminate vapor from your windshield?

I haven't the foggiest idea.

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What happened to the mathematical function that was very tired?

It couldn't function.

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What do you call spaghetti that is a double agent?

An im-pasta.

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Why didn't people trust the model E phone?

They thought it was a phoney.

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How is time like an insect?

It tends to creep up on you.

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When the wind blew the large plastic cans all over, why did they change to steel cans?

When it's windy, steel cans still can be still cans.

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When you put chili sauce in the refrigerator in Santiago, what does it become?

Chile chilly chili sauce.

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