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What computer activity is similar to buying a new pair of boots?

Re-booting.

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What does a policeman, a fireman, and a doorman all have in common?

They're all men.

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Why did Alan shoot an arrow into the wind?

He liked shooting the breeze.

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What is a party where everyone is treated equally.

A democratic party.

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What is another name of the dot-com bubble that burst in 2001?

The com before the storm.

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What was Bill's reaction when someone approached him with a negative attitude?

He was non-plussed.

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How did Arnie feel when he slipped in the garbage dump?

He felt down in the dumps.

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What group of letters do planes fly over?

They fly over C's.

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Do allergists make a good living?

It's nothing to sneeze at.

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How can we summarize that Bill ruined his life because of a gambling addiction?

He threw away paradise for a pair of dice.

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What happened when Phil decided to do a brain transplant?

He changed his mind.

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Why does Ben like tea?

It gets him from 'HERE' to 'THERE'.

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