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Why did the police arrest the comedian?

Because he was a riot.

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What is an arrangement with UPS, Fedex, or DHL to send a package called?

A package deal.

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What type of cleaner pushes men away?

Deter gent.

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Which part of the world do people contract mild forms of amnesia?

Micronesia

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Why did the reporter go into the ice cream parlor?

He wanted the inside scoop.

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How is the way that cows chew their cud similar to letters to the editor?

They both involve feedback.

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What is the heaviest soup?

One Ton soup.

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Why couldn't Joe say the phrase "A cyclone that looks like a tongue."

Because it was a tongue twister.

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How did Jack refer to the current day when he finished work?

He called it a day.

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Which psychiatry specialty deals with bizarre behavior?

Off-the-wall-ogy

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What happened to the fireman who fought fire with fire?

He got fired.

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What do those who negotiate atomic non-proliferation treaties study?

Nuclear Medicine

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