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What is someone called who is so good at finding things, that people pay for searching?

Profound.

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What would happen if Earth was attacked by giant spiders from outer space?

A world wide web.

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How did Andrea feel when she opened the bag of cookies and they were smashed, but she ate them anyway?

She felt crummy.

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What happened when Ben was stuck in traffic and missed his doctor's appointment?

It became a dis-appointment.

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Why didn't the cat go to the doctor?

It was feline fine.

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What did the geologist call his book about the cliffs near the ocean?

Cliff's Notes.

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What is a doctor called that treats conditions caused by ticks?

A tick doc.

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What is a stack of watches called?

A watch tower.

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Why did John feel bad when he stopped dating?

Because he felt out of date.

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Why did Beverly change from being an accountant to a singing teacher?

She found she was very good with in-voices.

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Why was Jill relieved after she put the lid back on the peanut butter jar.

Because now it's recovered.

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Why is the school excavating?

They needed a level playing field.

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