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Why was Emily reluctant to use a tractor on her farm?

Because it didn't attract her.

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What can you say about a teacher without any students?

He's in a class all by himself.

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What is this fooseball player in need of?

Plastic Surgery

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Why did Amanda stare at gifts before opening them up?

Her friends told her she should focus more on the present.

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Why was the football team surprised when their opponents punted the football?

They thought there was no punt intended.

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How is America similar to those who figured out how to make a bus that looked like a cylinder?

Column bus discovery

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Why did Arlene bring lipstick and eye shadow to school?

She had a make-up exam.

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What fruit can't get married quickly?

Cantaloupe.

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How could Ami know for sure there was an odor in the room?

She just nose.

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How do baseball players keep in touch with each other?

They touch base with each other.

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If a hiker meets in the woods a large bear on the left and a small bear on the right, what should he do?

Bear right.

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What is similar between a thief and shoes to run in?

They are both sneakers.

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