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What did the publishing company name itself that set up shop in an old basketball court?

Full Court Press.

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What is a program called that tries to convince people to become doctors?

Indoctorinzation.

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What did the losing coach say about his opponent after losing by 52 points?

I found them very offensive.

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How did this farmer increase his bottom line?

He added a new machine to cut celeries.

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Are robots brave?

Well, they have nerves of steel.

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Why did the scarecrow win a very special award?

Because it was outstanding in its field.

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What is a person called who knows a lot about eggs?

An eggs-pert.

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How are governments sometimes similar to sunglasses?

Both of them can be polarized.

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What did Matt Silver call his new software company?

Silver Ware.

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If having some awe is awesome, what is having too much awe?

Aweful.

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What is the largest bone on a hippo?

Their hips.

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What did Billy call the money he made from selling thumb tacks?

Income tacks.

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