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What do you call a small circle that is very relaxed?

Dot calm.

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What postage is similar to a woman giving birth?

Special delivery.

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Why wasn't Tom happy with the fund his broker suggest he buy?

The feeling wasn't mutual.

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What is a machine called that helps bulls go to sleep?

A bull dozer.

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Is Jim doing this by chance?

No, he's doing it on porpoise.

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What do you call someone who is an expert at choosing clocks for counter-tops?

Counter clock wise.

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What did one guy say to his friend when he got to the punchbowl at the party first?

I beat you to the punch.

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Who was always $1 in debt?

Buck Owens

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How does appreciation show one's intelligence?

You're a great fool if your not grate ful.

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Why should you never scream into one of these?

You'll strain your voice.

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What part of the computer screen do you have to be careful about what it says?

The cursor.

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What game does this represent?

The rose bowl.

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