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Why was the hot dog happy?

Because it was on a roll.

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When do you want to be put down?

When making an appointment.

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What do those who negotiate atomic non-proliferation treaties study?

Nuclear Medicine

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Why did Nicholas's friends call him 'Nick'?

Because that was his nickname.

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Why did Matt run in the desert?

For the big race, he wanted to make a dry run.

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Which African nation is known for their pigs?

Guinea

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What part of the year do leaders have to be especially cautious?

The fall.

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Why did Jim feel like a flamingo?

Because he couldn't put his foot down.

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Which hospital uses high-fat condiments to cure diseases?

The Mayo Clinic

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How did John feel when his alarm clock woke him up?

He found it alarming.

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Why does John like recruiting people to work in skyscrapers?

He loved telling people they were highered.

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How is this feeling?

Wheely well.

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