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What was the double-jointed acrobat very good at?

Patting himself on the back.

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What is not a nice way to describe how one's vacuum cleaner works?

It sucks!

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What relationship involves the law of gravity at the center of the solar system?

The sun-in-law.

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Why was Amanda surprised that this perfume was so expensive?

She was told it was worth a red scent.

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Why did Martha feel bad for her calendar?

Because its days are numbered.

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What did Sylvia say when her lunch fell down a well by mistake?

Oh, well.

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What's a good name for a parking garage that treats its customers like royalty?

Par King.

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What are chicken wings that originated in Buffalo New York called?

Buffalo wings.

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What do you call a Jewish congregation in Orange County that tries to focus on their prayers?

Concentrated Orange Jews.

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How did workers feel about going out on strike?

They felt the labor pains would give birth to a better situation.

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What is a bee from the United States called?

A USB.

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How did the word 'hour' get its name?

Because it is 'ours' to do with as we choose.

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