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Why was the baker happy?

Because he had all that he kneaded.

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What kind of key can make you drunk?

Whiskey.

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How did the moose get into the restaurant?

The customer asked for mousse, and the waiter brought him one.

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Why did the CEO move the company from the 3rd floor to the 4th floor?

Because he wanted to take the company to the next level.

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What letter in the alphabet has the highest level of curiosity?

Y

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How is America similar to those who figured out how to make a bus that looked like a cylinder?

Column bus discovery

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Why didn't Martha like having pet ducks?

She found they weren't what they were quacked up to be.

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Why were Adam and Eve punished when they ate from the tree of knowledge?

They were told it was a no know.

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What are hotdogs called when they are cold?

Hotdogs.

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Why did George make a large model of a dime?

Because he wanted to learn how to fall asleep on a dime.

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Why do chickens tend to have egg-streme political opinions?

Because they don't like being in the middle of the road.

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What is a berry that doesn't tell the truth about its books?

A lie berry.

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