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What can you say about a book describing the Basement Museum?

It's a best celler.

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Why did Martha become a vegetarian?

She realized what was at steak.

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Does before come after after, and does after come before before?

Alphabetically yes.

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What kind of tea decreases a person's intelligence?

Stupida tea.

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Where do superman and batman live?

Capetown.

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What is a husband and wife called in Czechoslovakia?

Czech mate.

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How did the punster feel about making so many anatomy puns?

He made no bones about it.

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How did Cindy feel about programs that weren't testable?

She felt they were detestable.

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What does a surfer and new employee have in common?

They are both involved with on-boarding.

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Why did Debra Smith come up with exactly 1,263 famous idioms?

That's all she wrote.

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Why did the Mexican man take anti-anxiety medication?

For hispanic attacks.

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What organic compounds are similar to people who like teenagers?

Proteins.

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