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What is it called when a government tries to get support by giving things away for free?

A free-for-all.

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Why was Mike concerned about the liquids that he drank?

Because after he drank them, they were drunk.

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Why didn't people trust the model E phone?

They thought it was a phoney.

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What is a noun that makes money?

A pro noun.

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What kind of glue do Eskimos use to hold their ice houses together?

Ig glue.

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What kind of phone do prisoners use?

Cell phones.

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How do you describe someone who is no longer centric?

Ex-centric.

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What 2 letters and 2 numbers mean 'safe dog'?

B9 K9

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What is the result of the fact that there are 7 trillion nerves in the human body?

Sometimes we feel like a bundle of nerves.

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How does one shorten a coughing fit?

Using a hack

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Why did the container of food feel disappointed when aluminum foil was placed over it?

It thought to itself, "Foiled again".

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What did Mr. & Mrs. Auer call eating a meal together?

They called it our Auer hour.

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