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What do you usually don't mind losing?

Weight.

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Akiva Lane
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What do people say when they think something you said is not funny?

Very funny.

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Shane Ronay
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Which is the most proactive garden rodent?

The gofer.

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Akiva Lane
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What do sales people do when they make big sales?

They have a sell-abration.

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How do you describe Arnold getting new boots for his computer robots?

He rebooted the computer robots.

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How did Bill's body respond when he was insulted?

He felt knocked off his feet, he felt hit in the head, he took it as an affront, and was taken aback.

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Akiva Lane
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What was James Bond's nickname when he travelled a lot?

Vaga Bond

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Shane Ronay
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What do attorneys wear to court when representing clients?

Their law suits.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Bill eat ice cream every day?

It cooled him down when so many things made his blood boil.

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Shane Ronay
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What is Santa Claus's favorite agricultural activity?

Hoe, hoe, hoe.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Jerry fly in a plane when he had a cold?

When he felt under the weather, he wanted to go over the weather.

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What does an audio engineer do?

Provide sound advice.

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