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What is it called if someone rebels against the trees?

Tree-son.

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What is ironic about taking the apple on the left?

After you take it, the other one is left.

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What happens if someone accidently drank hair coloring?

They could dye.

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How did Arnold like kick-boxing?

He got a kick out of it.

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What vitamin comes from the ocean?

Vitamin Sea.

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Why did the clown leave the circus?

Because people were always laughing at him.

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What does a duck wear to his wedding?

A ducksedo.

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What is one advantage of being indecisive?

Having the benefit of the doubt.

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A photo of synthesis.

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Why do UN ambassadors stay so healthy?

Diplomatic Immunity

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Why was the family alarmed when grandma got up from her rocking chair?

Because she was off her rocker.

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What did the losing coach say about his opponent after losing by 52 points?

I found them very offensive.

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