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Why did the city clean up it's large city dump?

Because people felt that its waste line was unsightly.

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Did Betty know where her lost ring was?

Off hand, she didn't know.

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What do you call someone who is an expert about alarm clocks?

An alarmist.

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Why did the dirty dishes in the sink feel connected to each other?

Because they were all in sync.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call an Arabic Elvis impersonator?

Amal Shookup

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What do you call relatives who are sleeping?

Nap kins.

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How did the mouse avoid the mousetrap?

He just squeaked by.

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Shane Ronay
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Which dog breed echoes an overly enthusiastic relative?

A Pinscher

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What did the table cloth say to the table?

Don't be concerned, I've got you covered.

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Moshe Sherizen
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When does Friday come before Thursday?

In the dictionary.

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Shane Ronay
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Which internal organ has the most audacity?

The gall bladder.

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What two letters are empty?

MT

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