Pictures:

A tripod.

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What is a program called that tries to convince people to become doctors?

Indoctorinzation.

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Why did Joe work in a pizza shop?

He kneaded the dough.

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Who was more intelligent as a child - Alec Baldwin or Alec Guinness?

They were both Smart Alecs.

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How did Beth feel when she finally found the cover to the pot?

She was relieved that the pot is recovered.

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What was Billy's reaction when he saw how many tiers of steps he had to climb to his seat in the last row?

It brought tiers to his eyes.

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What did the miner say when he discovered gold?

It's mine!

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What can happen to our calves if we eat too much?

They can become cows.

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When Sir Edmund Hillary climbed Mount Everest in 1953, how did he feel?

He felt on top of the world.

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How is a supermarket similar to a flock of male sheep?

There are a lot of aisles (ayel is Hebrew for a male sheep)

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Why did the police arrest the comedian?

Because he was a riot.

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What is it called if someone rebels against the trees?

Tree-son.

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