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Is it legal to wear a shirt like this in public in the US?

Yes, we have a right to bare arms.

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Why did Martha love walking on the boardwalk?

She never had a bored walk on the boardwalk.

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What is this pitcher doing?

He's pitching a tent.

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What is another name for misleading and dangerous advertising?

Ad vice.

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What did the driver say when she nearly hit a fawn crossing the street?

Oh deer!

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Why did Jerry fly in a plane when he had a cold?

When he felt under the weather, he wanted to go over the weather.

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What three letters are not our friend?

NME

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What is it called when a lawyer brings a lawsuit in relation to a legal case?

A suit case.

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What did Gil's back say when he returned from a trip?

I'm back.

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What do you call someone who has a very active radio show?

Radio-active.

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Now that the Peter bought a dairy farm, what will he do with it?

He'll milk it for all its worth.

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What bread is similar to money that was gotten illegally?

Sour dough.

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