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Who was more intelligent as a child - Alec Baldwin or Alec Guinness?

They were both Smart Alecs.

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When Matthew Gen was knighted, why did people think he was a doctor?

Because people called him Sir Gen.

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Why are we held accountable for what we eat?

Because a person can choose what he chews.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

Because it was chicken.

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Why did Fred avoid eating hard cheese such as Swiss cheese?

He preferred eating cheese that is easier.

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If someone shook a tree, gathered the leaves that fell and made paper from it, what would the paper be called?

Loose leaf paper.

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What did the cemetery director say when a man bought one grave, and then another for his wife?

"Hmm...the plot thickens!"

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How does this picture encourage us?

It reminds us that: 'I can'.

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What is the richest perfume.

Musk.

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What does this represent?

Too much of a good thing.

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What song verses appeal to everyone, and where do they teach this?

Uni-verse, taught in a Uni-verse-ity

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What was David doing in the room?

He was room-inating.

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