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When does fore plus fore equals four.

The forelegs of one horse and the forelegs of another horse adds up to four legs.

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What are mens' favorite legume?

Chick peas

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What does a snake say when it bites?

Don't take it poisonally.

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What does a rich cow say when he's making money?

Moo-lah.

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Why was the family alarmed when grandma got up from her rocking chair?

Because she was off her rocker.

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What con-man conquered a large part of Asia?

Genghis Con

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When Beverly got to the supermarket, why did she first go to the fruits and vegetable section?

Since she was on a diet, it was a step in the right direction.

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Why did Jill avoid slapping the bottom of the boulder in the park?

She didn't want to hit rock bottom.

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What did Heaven say to the angel that put too much dew on the grass?

Don't over dew it.

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Why did the police enter the comedy club?

The comedian was a riot.

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Who charges more than doctors and lawyers?

Spendthrifts with credit cards, and bulls in a bullfight.

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What aunt disagrees about everything?

Aunt Tithesis

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