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How is waiting in line similar to being a doctor?

You need patience.

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When the teacher said there's no such thing in English as a double positive making a negative, how did a student respond?

Yeah, right.

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What's a good name for a plumbing supply distributor?

Sink Inc.

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What is someone called who can't stop weaving on a loom?

A loomatic.

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What travels around the whole world and stays in the corner?

A postage stamp.

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What do you call someone who takes dents out of cars?

A dentist.

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What is the motto of the factory that makes canned food?

We can!

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Why did the police give the suspect a bowl of beans at the edge of the table?

They wanted him to spill the beans.

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How do you describe the relationship between an Orthopedist and his patient?

A joint venture.

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What word means to attach things together and can be used to chase something away?

Stick.

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What does a warning label on a large strainer say?

Don't strain yourself.

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What do you call a bank that is located next to a river?

A river bank.

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