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Why was the tourist dropped off on a deserted island?

He requested an isle seat.

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What did the Design major do when he wasn't accepted to the program?

He went back to the Drawing Board.

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How do we know that the amount of seeds in a pear is an even number?

They come in pears.

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What is the smartest part of the body?

The nose - it's amazing how much it nose.

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Why did the employee make sure he never signed his name twice?

He was concerned that if he re-signed, he'd be out of a job.

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Why did Bob join the tug-of-war team?

He wanted to meet people who had a lot of pull.

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What's a good name for a parking garage that treats its customers like royalty?

Par King.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you have when you remove the red lines?

love

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What is ironic when we eat food because we don't want it to go to waste?

Often that's the food that DOES go to waist.

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What should we do about the elephant in the room?

We should be mindful that it's not irrelephant.

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What were the Smiths not concerned with?

Keeping up with the Joneses.

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What is a sharp, clever woman called?

A shrewd shrew.

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