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Why did Barry wonder who he was?

Because he didn't feel like himself.

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What do you call someone who is an expert about alarm clocks?

An alarmist.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the the drunkard summarize his drinking binge?

With a short schnapsis

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Why did Jill avoid slapping the bottom of the boulder in the park?

She didn't want to hit rock bottom.

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What do taxi companies and computer devices have in common?

They both use drivers.

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What vegetable should diplomats learn all about?

Peas.

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What it is called when California hi-tech companies fool people in a ridiculous way?

Silly Con Valley

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Moshe Sherizen
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How do trash collectors learn their trade?

They pick things up as they go along.

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What bread is similar to money that was gotten illegally?

Sour dough.

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What is the plan called where you make sure that you do something productive every single hour of the day?

Hour power.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did Joe work in a pizza shop?

He kneaded the dough.

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What is happening here?

It's raining cats and dogs.

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