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Why didn't the two gangs have their scheduled showdown?

Because one gang didn't show up.

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What do you call someone who lends money at very high interest rates?

A loan wolf.

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What do you call a theatre with chickens?

Fowl play.

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How do we know that a coincidence can be worth money?

The word coincidence begins with the word 'coin'.

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What do transport companies and movies have in common?

They both have trailers.

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What is the condition called where a person is not allergic to cars?

Auto immune condition.

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What do you have when you remove the red lines?

love

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Why did Bill take music stands from other places, and put them in his house?

When he felt strongly about something, he felt he needed to take a stand.

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What do teachers and eyes have in common?

They both have pupils.

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What animal is similar to a tree that looks like a pole?

Poultry.

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What position in the armed forces is just below Marine?

Submarine.

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If a hiker meets in the woods a large bear on the left and a small bear on the right, what should he do?

Bear right.

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