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What did the paper say to the pen that was writing on it?

You have a good point.

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When Anne's mother suggested that she learn how to play bridge, what was Anne's response?

I'll cross that bridge when I come to it.

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What vegetables were on strike?

The onions, because they were onion-ized.

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What did the cheese say when it was shredded?

I feel grate.

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Why can't you trust a school system that has no one running the schools?

They have no principles.

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What did the family call their evening meals at their round dining room table?

The nights of the round table.

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How did Bill feel after a hard day's work, turning off the light and going to bed?

He was delighted.

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What do you call bees who don't answer you directly?

Cagey bees.

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Where was cheese discovered?

Curd-istan

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Why did Arnold start a company that makes shovels?

He wanted to do well in spades.

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What kind of tea decreases a person's intelligence?

Stupida tea.

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What's in back of the back of a person?

The front of the person.

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