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How can you tell that a person has humility?

The person places 'you' first - as in 'you'-mility.

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What did the procrastinator tell those who said he'd never get anywhere?

"You just wait!"

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a place where crows drink beer?

A crow bar.

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Why did Betty stop eating sausage?

She thought it was the wurst.

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Why did Rose like the weekend?

Because the weekdays made her weak, and the weekend made her strong again.

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What do you call an appointment that gets cancelled?

A dis-appointment.

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Why did Andrea want to date a writer?

She was looking for Mr. Write.

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Akiva Lane
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What is good name for a men's clothing store in Thailand?

Tie Land.

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What is history from a woman's point of view called?

Her Story.

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How did the head of the orchestra feel when he couldn't find people to play in it?

It was disconcerting.

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Why did the shark not want to eat the millionaire?

It stayed away from rich foods.

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How is a face similar to a shoe?

They both have a tongue.

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