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Why did the manager buy a very large piece of paper?

Because he wanted all his workers to be on the same page.

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How do you translate MS/DOS from Hebrew to English?

Honest Thinking (Emes Das)

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How do you describe someone who has gotten use to being a little crazy?

Home on deranged.

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What was Karl Marx and his brother called?

The Marx brothers.

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What is this?

It escapes me.

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What is an ancient Celtic who is very flexible called?

A fluid druid.

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Why did the bar have a very tall ceiling?

Because it wanted the customers to have less of a hangover.

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How did Mr. and Mrs. Jones feel about their tax bill?

They felt under attacks.

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Where does a lot of violent activity take place?

In youth hostiles

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Why did Beth and Charlie spend their vacation in a run down motel?

The other places were full, and this was a last resort.

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What do cows each for brunch?

Grass, just like for all their other meals.

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What is a gym called filled with people who want to lose weight?

A waist land.

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