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What do you call noodles that are very fresh?

New-dles

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Why was Bill so exhausted after a day of putting tires on the inner rings of car wheels?

It was tire ring.

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What did the seamstress say when she couldn't fix a hole in a sweater?

Oh darn it!

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What did Bill's therapist say about his putting plus signs in front of all numbers?

He said it was a good sign and a positive development.

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What is an imaginary ocean?

A fanta-sea.

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Why did Martha like circles?

Because it has the best all-around shape.

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What did the publishing company name itself that set up shop in an old basketball court?

Full Court Press.

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Why was Timmy destined to become a tennis pro?

He raised a racket since he was young.

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When the cat fell into a large bag of quarters, why was it so scared?

Because it was in close quarters.

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How did Bertha feel about the numbers 3, 5, 7, and 9?

She thought they were odd.

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What is the study of the family history of Genies called?

Genie-ology.

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What did Joan do after she attached her schedule to a helium balloon?

She didn't know, because her plans were up in the air.

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