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How do you make a waterbed more bouncy?

Use spring water.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Betty so surprised when a blue car drove up and her friend stepped out?

Because it came out of the blue.

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Akiva Lane
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Since the hamburger was behind in the race, how could it win?

It needed to ketchup.

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Miriam Lane
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How did the writer feel when her books were no longer cited?

She felt out of cite.

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Akiva Lane
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What is similar between getting off drugs and the day after Thanksgiving?

Cold turkey.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the tycoon ask his architect to design a modest home?

"Don't mansion it".

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Akiva Lane
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What is similar between certain blood types and a spelling error?

One is a type-O, and the other is a typo.

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why did Arlene bring lipstick and eye shadow to school?

She had a make-up exam.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Trump remove the restrictions on plastic straws?

Because in terms of government intervention, it was the last straw.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Martha says when the box of cookies fell?

That's the way the cookies crumble.

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't Jack understand his hat?

It was over his head.

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Why didn't Bill promise his wife that he would be a billionaire?

Because that didn't look very promising.

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