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In the race, how did the runner's shoes do?

They were all tied.

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Why did Bill get arrested when he was boarding a plane?

In a loud voice he said 'Hi' to his friend Jack.

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What company is similar to how Sammy used to have a rock band?

Sam Sung.

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Where do small burps live?

In the sub-burps.

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Why did the caveman knock rocks together?

To make rock music.

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Are outsiders allowed into the room called the 'well' in the Justice Department?

No, but it's just-as-well.

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Why did Bill start running the 100 yard dash?

He wanted to get his life back on track.

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What sauce can you use if you're behind in a race?

Ketchup.

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What happens if two silk worms have a race?

They end in a tie.

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What is a side-trip on a vacation called?

A detour on de tour.

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How did Sandy describe her doubts about her family's hotel plans?

She had reservations about the reservations.

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When the desire to repent is pent-up, where does one repent?

In a pent-house.

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