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What did the circus do to the trapeze artist who wasn't performing well?

It suspended him.

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What is the result of the fact that there are 7 trillion nerves in the human body?

Sometimes we feel like a bundle of nerves.

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How do we know that the water in back of a boat is not asleep?

Because it's a wake.

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What do you call a retired explorer?

An ex-plorer.

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Are very cold and very hot temperatures unhealthy?

It's just a matter of degree.

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A swimming pool table.

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What's a good marketing tagline for Budweiser?

Taste Buds!

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What did Mr. Cow say to Mrs. Cow when it started pouring rain?

I Noah ark we can use.

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How does one get men to listen?

Stress to "He'd" his words.

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After Bob broke his leg, why wasn't he able to control his kids?

Because he couldn't put his foot down.

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It's a lap top.

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What did the seal with the broken arm say to the shark?

Do not consume when seal is broken.

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