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Akiva Lane
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What do you say when you look at the ocean after a long time away?

Long time no sea.

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Shane Ronay
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What is the official nut of schools and educators?

mACADEMIA nuts

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Shane Ronay
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What was the computer monitor's New Year's resolution?

1920 X 1080, same as the year before.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the prophet need glasses?

He was far-sighted.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What do you call a paper airplane that can't fly?

Stationary.

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Akiva Lane
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What name did Mr. and Mrs. Tross have second thoughts about naming their baby boy?

Albert.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is it called when someone drives using an interactive talking GPS device?

ChatGPS

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Moshe Sherizen
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What 5 letter word becomes shorter when you add 2 letters to it?

The word 'short'.

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Shane Ronay
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What happens if fowl don't build nests for winter?

They go cold turkey.

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Akiva Lane
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What 5 one syllable words rhyme and are all dramatic?

Purge, surge, urge, merge, and splurge.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is happening here?

It's raining cats and dogs.

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Dovid Lane
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What are shoes made from bananas called?

Slippers

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