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Why do the Polish not force their cuisine on others?

They figure it's their pierogi-tive.

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Akiva Lane
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What vegetable do you not want to take onto a boat?

A leek.

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What happened when the electrician found his mind wandering?

He had a very shocking experience.

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Shane Ronay
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Two women named Annette auditioned as flamenco dancers, but the director couldn't decide which to choose. What did he do?

He cast Annettes

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Shane Ronay
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What is someone called who sees a crime committed at an Apple store?

An iWitness

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why does a letter C emerging from the ground have to be dealt with immediately?

It's an emergent C.

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Akiva Lane
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What question can you ask about the leaves of an evergreen tree?

If they don't leave the tree, why are they called leaves?

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Akiva Lane
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In what direction do people clean?

They clean up.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a very small pun called?

A puny pun.

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Shane Ronay
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What's going on here?

A feeding friendsy.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Olivia put on a hat whenever she wanted to keep a secret?

Because she had to keep the secret under her hat.

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What does a penthouse have in common with the lead article in a magazine?

They are both a cover story.

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