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What is another name for a frankfurter and beer?

Frank and stein.

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What is a store called that sells only items for the left hand?

A second hand store.

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How was the rabbit compensated for keeping mice out of the garden?

With a nice celery.

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Was there any limit to how good the costumes would be at the costume ball?

Disguise the limit.

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Why didn't Jack understand his hat?

It was over his head.

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What did Mr. electric eel says to Mrs. electric eel?

You look absolutely stunning!

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Why can't you trust atoms?

Because they make up everything.

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What is a father called who is an expert at doing things?

A doo dad.

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What do we know about this man?

He's getting too big for his britches.

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When the music tracks that Jay submitted lost the music competition, what was the ironic result?

He made a lot of money off the beaten tracks.

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Why did the rancher find his horses difficult to control?

Because they were always horsing around.

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How does someone feel after they eat peas?

They feel peas-ful.

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