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How does one get men to listen?

Stress to "He'd" his words.

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Why was the athlete with a very bad cold very sad?

His nose was running more than he was.

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What was Benjamin Franklin's reaction when lightening struck his kite?

He found it enlightening.

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What color coat is like a bee?

A yellow jacket.

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How do you describe someone who is scared about a plane he is about to get on?

He has reservations about the reservation.

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Why did Mr. and Mrs. Beaver find it hard to get along?

Because they found each other so dam a-gnawing.

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Why did King Louis XV say, "After me the flood"?

Because he rained for 59 years.

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What is it called when someone drinks whisky when he has a sling on his arm?

A sling shot.

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Who is not very good at match-making?

Smokey the Bear, because he doesn't like playing with matches.

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How did Jim feel when he walked barefoot on seashells at the beach?

He was shell shocked.

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Why did Maxine like riding on the ferris wheel?

It made her feel like a big wheel.

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What was Judy's reaction when the milk spilled on the floor?

No use crying over spilled milk.

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