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If two eyes are labeled A and B, what eye is smarter?

A Eye

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Do allergists make a good living?

It's nothing to sneeze at.

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How did Oedipus feel after he found out what he had done?

He felt like an Oedipus wreck.

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What does a faucet, a clock, and an athlete have in common?

The are all running.

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What did the table cloth say to the table?

Don't be concerned, I've got you covered.

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How did Arnold react when he got the job as conductor of the orchestra?

It was music to his ears.

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Why did Martha carry a small rock with her?

To remind her that sometimes life is hard.

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What is a caveman's favorite meal?

A club sandwich.

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Why did the sergeant give his troops sticks of glue?

As a message that they should to stick together.

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What did Goldie Jones call her lock company?

Goldie Locks.

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What's a good career for a Math Major?

An Add Executive

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What word describes eating food out of cans?

Uncanny.

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