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What kind of pan is very disorganized?

Pan-demonium.

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What is a very small pun called?

A puny pun.

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What is the official nut of schools and educators?

mACADEMIA nuts

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Why was student's uncle able to pick her up from school when he wasn't her father?

It wasn't a pparent.

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What happened when the pitcher practicing in the gym threw a ball that hit the fuse box?

It became pitch dark.

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What did the Aztec comedy troupe call themselves?

The Inca Hoots

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When Betty felt the need to express herself, what did she do?

She drove on the the expressway.

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Why was the singer on a strict diet?

She had to be concerned with both musical scales and other scales.

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Why did Arnold dislike snakes?

He felt they were creepy.

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Why don't people realize when the owner of a flower shop makes fun of them?

They can't see the florist for the tease.

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Why did the hospital remove the windows from the operating room?

They wanted it to be paneless.

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What's the best way to eliminate vapor from your windshield?

I haven't the foggiest idea.

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