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Why was Fred looking to join another acting company?

He was ready for the next stage.

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How did David feel about praying in a talis?

It was a fringe benefit.

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What location do these symbols refer to?

Times Square.

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Why did the mother have sore hands?

She had meta-carpools.

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What is a noun that makes money?

A pro noun.

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What vegetable do you not want to take onto a boat?

A leek.

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What fish do you find at the bottom of the sea?

Low lifes.

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Why can't you trust a staircase?

It is either up to something, or letting you down.

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What happens when parents from Asia spin their children?

They become dis-Oriented

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What is ironic about taking the apple on the left?

After you take it, the other one is left.

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Which country has the most virologists and epidemiologists?

Germ any

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How would you describe a woman in trouble, if all you can identify is her dress?

A damsel in this dress.

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