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What is always the main topic at the annual Surfing Conference?

Current events.

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What is a light bulb filled with dirt called?

Not a light bulb, but a heavy bulb.

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What do you call and aunt that doesn't like people?

Aunt Tipathy

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How do you describe someone in the Middle ages throwing his wig in the air when he inherited money?

The heir threw his hair in the air, and he flipped his wig.

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What was Benjamin Franklin's reaction when lightening struck his kite?

He found it enlightening.

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What's the biggest myth about this school?

That it's a Mens Only college.

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What is a nursery for babies called?

A wiggle room.

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Why couldn't the koala bear be a doctor?

He wasn't koala-fied.

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What skill did Noah use to build the ark?

Ark-itecture.

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Why is it important that ducks learn to fly at an early age?

Because before they learn to fly they are just sitting ducks.

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Why did Fred avoid eating hard cheese such as Swiss cheese?

He preferred eating cheese that is easier.

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What is the holiest part of the foot?

The sole.

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