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Why didn't the entrepreneur's projects succeed?

Because they never made cents.

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Miriam Lane
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Why was the math book sad?

Because it had so many problems.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the ability of having nerves of steel called?

Nerve-ana.

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Akiva Lane
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What can you take when you're tired?

You can take a walk, a break, a nap, a rest, a vacation, or a deep breath.

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Akiva Lane
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What was Betty's reaction when the glass jar fell and broke?

She found it jarring.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a state that is really into dancing?

A swing state.

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Akiva Lane
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What is an experimental program to teach people to fly, called?

A pilot pilot program.

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Akiva Lane
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In a polarized society, what is the result of discussions between people with opposite views?

What is discussed results in disgust.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the new doctor say to the retiring doctor whose practice he bought?

Thanks for your patients.

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Shane Ronay
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Which U.S. Army battalion drives up to and then crawls under barbed-wire fences?

Jeepers Creepers

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Yehuda Lane
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What food is similar to someone who writes graffiti?

A walnut.

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Akiva Weiss
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Why couldn't the broken piano get into the house?

It was missing the keys.

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