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What does an orchestra and a destructive mob have in common?

They both have violins.

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Why did Jim's friends buy him a 10-foot pole?

Now he has a 10-foot pole to not touch objectionable things with.

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Why did Debra Smith come up with exactly 1,263 famous idioms?

That's all she wrote.

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How was Gumby when it came to making appointments?

He was very flexible.

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What French Queen did not advocate dieting?

Marie Antoinette said 'Let them eat cake.'

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What is a group of pictures of people laughing called?

Laughing stock.

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Which Einstein idea concerns family relations?

The Theory of Relativity.

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What was the runner chasing after?

He was trying to catch his breath.

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What's high in the middle, and round at both ends?

The word Ohio.

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What flowers are similar to a mouth?

Tulips

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What's the most serious bone in the body?

The sternum

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What word describes looking forward to see your aunt?

Aunt-icipation.

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